Auckland doesn’t really have a Chinatown section per se; this was just a humungous aircraft-hangar sized mall-type structure with a food-court, a maze of shops, some restaurants, a supermarket and fish and meat shops. To complete the vibe, nobody really speaks English.
‘A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!'. No, we weren’t desperate like King Richard III, we just loved how it looked and the fact that every time we asked for the prices of other stuff in his shop, the old Chinese guy kept lowering his price for the horse. When we were paying for it, our eyes were glued on the EFTPOS machine to make sure the amount didn’t have extra zeroes in it. Plus, it’s the year of the horse!
Haggle, haggle, haggle! Or not.
Looking for dumplings that have actual broth inside them? You can find them here.
I wanted to buy some skate wings so bad, but I was intimidated by how big these were. I wish I photographed my hand with them for reference; a piece was bigger than an A4 sized paper.
Rant of the day
I love Costco chicken; the size is substantial, it’s well-seasoned (tastes like chicken hamonado) and cheap. Having said that, we only get it when do the occasional Costco trip like, what, every four or five months? For my everyday chicken needs, I purchase free-range or organic chicken online.
We’d usually get two, divvy it up into the parts we like and store what we don’t eat in the freezer. Do I check the ingredient list or the fine print? I don’t. It’s a goddamned rotisserie chicken for fuck’s sakes. Since we generally cook with whole foods, I’m not bothered by preservatives. What’s in our scope are the bad/refined carbs, sugar and saturated fats that are the villains in our lives.
I know that this legal shenanigan is in the US- how does it affect the chicken in other countries?- and that something like it is unlikely in New Zealand, but add it to the long list of triggering, outrageous stuff coming from the US will you?
A normal, sensible person would simply stop buying the damn things, but these fucking goddamned, most likely MAGA/MAHA CUNTS would rather use it to enrich themselves and deprive a whole lot of people access to cheap, healthy food in the process.
Art or food (it's somewhat the same) ?
A long time ago, we had eggs Benedict at a cafe in Takaanini every Sunday without fail for over two years.
It was basic, but it was the best. When the cafe closed, we couldn’t quite find the same kind of eggs benedict ever again that didn’t use fancy, hard-as-rocks toasted to an inch of its life ciabatta or sordough (they used traditional English muffins), unnecessary wilted greens, watery hollandaise and horrors, potato rosti. We had a bowl of hot chips on the side to mop up the generous sauce.
My GP once told me that my ‘healthiest’ period was, ironically, during this time that I had a steady diet of basically liquefied butter and trans fats (also snacked on chips and ice-cream on the non-work nights of Friday and Saturday and stayed up til 2am playing PlayStation).
But never again. You have to be smart to know that you can get away with shit only once.
Today, it’s either coffee at home, or (really good) coffee at the petrol station, or a rare pie.
We had both, but only after dropping by to see the new exhibits at The Arts House Trust, located in the historic Pah Homestead, within Hillsborough's Monte Cecilia Park.
Yvonne Todd had a food-themed exhibition, and she captured exactly how we were feeling; the act of eating becomes emptied of pleasure and transformed into a performance of restraint, an obligation rather than a desire.
I wanted to touch it so bad because we couldn’t tell what Heidi Brickell’s sinuous, organic sculptures were made of; leather? Bronze? Turns out, they’re made of New Zealand Bull kelp (rimurapa in Maori), or brown seaweed.
Essence by Freya Burnett; her work places viewers within an immersive projection-mapped environment that operates as a loosely defined interior. The projected surfaces build a reflective atmosphere, nesting textures together; Jewel tones, carbonated liquids, speckled light and mirror-like imagery that build on Burnett’s existing visual language (Plomacy).
Stop!
Wild weather week
It had been raining on and off for weeks since Christmas and it honestly feels like June in the Philippines (my favourite month growing up because it’s back to school, love the smell of new notebooks and love the cold, grey, moody weather). It’s not the same as typhoons, and we’re happy with that!
Auckland has escaped the worst of it which is ironic given how many people seem to loathe living here.
Mondays
Not well enough to go to work, but not sick enough to spend the day in bed.
So I worked (I was actually on sick leave), but wasn’t compelled to stay on my desk. I did laundry. I made arroz caldo for dinner using chicken drumsticks. I made pork ribs pinapaitan-sampalok for the next night’s dinner.
I did some bench presses in the garage. I did dishes. I finalised what I needed to make for Sam’s birthday. I shaved my head with the new replacement head-shaver (and still marveling how you can get a replacement without any questions asked, by simply returning the item and them finding the receipt in the system). I kept the receipt of this new one in a safe place and took a photo of it for good measure.
I thought I was feeling funny at around 3pm so I went to bed, but ended up watching Tron:Ares on Disney Plus (how can I get Jared Leto’s taut, poreless face??).
It started raining at 5pm and I didn’t bother taking the socks and the houseclothes in from the line.
The Weekend
How do you eat a King Crab?
We didn’t buy the special edition Lays for the Chinese New Year, but are mulling whether to buy a horse sculpture for the deck.
Finally, Cillian Murphy makes an appearance in 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple. But how did the character become an erudite, Oxford Professor type?? But the more important question is, does humanity’s list of stupidities matter in the face of a zombie apocalypse?
Did you know that if you cut up aubergines really thinly and used them like say, in pinapaitan or some soupy dish with meaty chunks of meat, you’d be fooled in thinking you were eating the buttery ribbons of fat you’re not supposed to eat?
Sick and behind on my reading list
The cough has developed into a full-blown-whatever-it-is (bothersome sinuses, chesty cough, dry throat) and I’m still slogging through book three of The Empyrean series by Rebecca Yarros, like what the sigma????
Full disclosure- I love dragons and magic, but I skip through the unimaginative (!) sex parts of the book. I’m in the middle part now where they finally find Andarna’s kind and the fucking cunts reject her because apparently, she’s the dragon equivalent of someone with special needs. Anyhow, 500+ more pages to go!
Here’s what’s next:
Forbidden Notebook by Alba de Cespedes, translated by Ann Goldstein
Out running an errand, Valeria Cossati gives in to a sudden impulse - she buys a shiny black notebook. She starts keeping a diary in secret, recording her concerns about her daughter, the constant churn of the domestic routine and her fears that her husband will discover her new habit.
Girl With Curious Hair by David Foster Wallace
In these short stories, the author renders the bizarre normal and the absurd hilarious, from the eerily real, almost holographic evocations of historical figures.
Checkout 19 by Claire-Louise Bennett
A fresh take on the coming-of-age novel-one in which we don't already know how the story will end, or if it will have an 'ending' at all
You Like It Darker by Stephen King
Short fiction from one of my favourite authors whose long works I now kinda avoid.
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
The dystopian classic, but in comics form!
Life Ceremony by Sayaka Murata
The strange, surreal, humorous and the grotesque as only Japanese writers can write them
Ghost Roots by Demi Aguda
Debut short-story collection by a Nigerian writer that was a finalist for the 2024 National Book Award for Fiction.
When you need to actually recover from the vacation you just had
I picked up a cough from sleeping every single night in an air-conditioned room, would you believe?? If someone tells you that this is the norm, that there isn’t really any other way, it’s not and they’re wrong (Auckland however, sits at a perfect (night) summer temperature between 16 to 18 degrees centigrade with less than 50% humidity).
Indulge in the quiet; just birds in the morning, or someone doing the lawn. I miss the malunggay bread seller though, announcing himself through a loudspeaker on cue every afternoon around 3pm (and the bread is good).
A near-empty refrigerator and going back to one meal a day.
4. Losing weight is not the point (lost 1 kg), but to get your fitness level to where it was before.
5. Finding something to do, like washing the dishes, doing laundry, sorting clothes- anything really that gets you up and moving, because having everything done for you is just wrong.
True or False?
It’s worth reconnecting with SOME people in your past.
The flooding in Pangasinan is an act of God.
Voters are to blame.
The first step towards creating a genuine equitable society is getting rid of political dynasties. For real and for good.
Having this much food is a distraction (from the actual issues) as well as a health risk (especially when the health care system you have is neither equitable nor free).
Done
Not being able to find an ideal place to walk, to jog (not fucking jogging on the highway).
Eating three meals a day
Waiting for the garbage to be picked up
Listening to the drone of the television blasting cheerful programming the whole day
Listening to the rooster crowing the whole day
Being approached by people asking me for shit
Bye!
Things I'll Do If I Was Rich (1)
One day, all the rats as big as housecats had mysteriously disappeared. Turns out, a family of unrelated cats had started hanging out in the backyard. My sister-in-law’s mum, bless her heart, had taken to feeding one of them (Mr. Moustache) and he stuck around. Pretty soon, several more white, slinky-bodied strangers followed soon after. I’d met them all last June and this year, I got acquainted with a young ginger kitten who was too young to resist me picking her up. How she came to be with the adult cats I’ll never know.
In less than a week, she would come running at the sound of my voice (well, I always had food for her so..). Feeding her special tidbits, I’d make sure to fend off the other cats from trying to steal what she was eating. In less than a week, she’d gained a bit more weight and some sass to get some food for herself when they would all be fed from a single trough.
If I was rich, I would definitely bring her back with me to New Zealand. Though the process is quite straightforward, it would be quite expensive.
Little ginger would have to take her chances in Naguilayan. I pray to the spirits of nature to protect and nurture her until we meet again.
Scanned for life
Every time I visit, I go through a never-ending pile of photos which I bring home and scan. Some are so damaged that it’s a painstaking effort to clean them up and fix them; AI can only do so much. I should seriously start to think about how what happens next, otherwise, they’ll end up joining 40,000 other digital images in my cloud account.
High school reunion! (sort of)
My cousin told me that my old high school was holding a Grand Alumni Homecoming but 1) it was too late to go; 2) I didn’t bring anything to wear; 3) I didn’t really want to go.
My cousin was able to reconnect me with an old high school friend, however and it’s funny how you just pick up where you’ve left off. B and I became fast friends only after high school and it was cemented one Christmas day when instead of going to hear mass, I cycled to her house for our usual long chats and got involved in an accident on the way home. ‘That’s what you get for skipping mass on Jesus’ birthday, ’ my mother screamed at me through hysterical tears. I only got a few scrapes and bruises, but my bicycle was totalled.
We ended up at a coffee shop (of course), and a few of our batch mates dropped by. Turns out, there wasn’t really much of a crowd this year and B and I were honest in admitting that our social batteries could only handle interactions with people from our class (snooty much?). We figured that look, we’re old, we’re a skip and a hop away from retirement, death or disease, so we might as well do what we actually feel like doing and say what needed to be said.
And of course we all did, which for me was far more productive and satisfying than wearing a one-size-fits-all all alumni shirt and hanging around the school the whole day trying to figure out who that person is claiming you were best friends back in the day.
Life is too short for pointless nostalgia and weak tea, though we’ve reluctantly resurrected an age-old question that has been making the rounds since we left school (and still no answers).
WHERE THE HELL IS SWEET HAZEL VARGAS???
Coffee with friends and family who matter
Ten years ago, inviting someone for coffee would have been foreign. But things have changed, and here are the facts from Google’s AI overview.
Over 16,870: A 2022 report from the Philippine Statistics Authority (PSA) showed this number of registered local coffee shops and related businesses.
Growing Culture: Coffee is a top beverage, with Filipinos consuming around 2.5 cups daily, making it the second-largest consumer in Asia after Japan, according to a 2024 Inquirer article.
Major Chains: Starbucks alone has over 460 stores in the country, with other chains like Figaro and Bo's Coffee adding to the count.
Urban Density: Major cities like Makati and Cebu show high concentrations, with roughly one coffee shop for every 4,000-5,000 residents in those areas.
Some good stuff
Exceptional food like papait, steamed kamote tops, bangus innards, green mangoes, almondigas the size of rocks seeping spicy, sweet vinegar and Goldilocks cakes.
Good friends and you know who you are
PAL (nobody clapped when the plane landed, not that I ever minded this).
AC and non-AC buses that are just the right size
Not seeing or hearing from people you never really cared to ever see or hear from again
Annoying Philippine things
Amin, ginawa da lan chips (is it even healthy??)
45-minute traffic on a 2km stretch of road
People you know who actually know better, but whose politics are different from yours
Three meals a day plus snacks in between
ZERO planning for where to build things; so does it mean that we’re gonna get a fucking 7-11 in front of our house?
Fending off sales staff at Watsons (fucking leave me alone!! Do you honestly think I need niacinamide????)
Christmas 2025
I started this post with, ‘after the gifts have been opened and the food eaten..’ but then stopped myself. Don’t overthink it. The question is very simple- did you have a great Christmas? And if the answer is yes, then that’s all there is to it.
For better or worse, through thick and thin, you should be spending your life with only those who truly matter.
3 Days Before Christmas
5 Days Before Christmas
The food train continues. But did you know that aside from its cholesterol content, fried chicken is not a bad food item if you’re watching your carbs?? This is what makes KFC special- because you only have it once a year.
As I’m writing this - off to the airport in about two hours- I’m running a mental check of what I may have forgotten to pack. Mental note next time to ask for an additional checked bag. Another mental note to pare down (yes, two shoes will suffice if you’re just running around Binmaley lol).
We had a pre-Christmas gift-opening just so we could have that satisfying feeling of being pleased at what a no-children lifestyle can allow you to afford lol. One of my friends who is an accountant (which says a lot about her pragmatism), complained about her kids’ Christmas wish-list. “Asking for so much, when I get really low returns,’ she said and I totally get it. Growing up, my mother always pointed out the effort and expense spent on our upbringing and it’s years later, as an adult, did I realise what that really meant. For me, it means an obligation to myself and to my parents to do better. Because when that works out well, it’s a win-win right?