Why would you leave your teaspoon on the sink?? Will it stand up and make its way to the dishwasher?

No, I don’t want to hear about how bratty you kid is first thing in the morning.

Blocked sinuses don’t really warrant calling in sick.

How hard is it to fill up the water container in the coffee machine after you’ve used it?

Injury (a full tear) and possible surgery.

Well at least when you shift your exercise work to your lower body, you get a six pack and great legs

You can’t fucking have everything can you??

You have that face? Go home

Auckland rain (coz I’m pretty sure it’s fine everywhere else) has the worst timing

When people smell in winter

Sad cat reels and videos. Don’t want to see that.