New Year's Resolutions list (1)

  1. Schedule that goddamned root canal

  2. Clean and re-season the iron skillet

  3. Look at getting a new food processor

  4. Look at either signing up at a gym or updating your fitness equipment

  5. Sort your clothes for real (give them away to the Salvation Army)

  6. More cardio

  7. Go see a dermatologist

  8. Increase your vegetable intake

  9. Aim to read more (start on the books you already have)

  10. Less of the bad fat

  11. Start writing again please, even if it’s in small batches