Ryan's Christmas Gift Registry

I don’t care about the critics- the current government still has a good grip on a situation that could be ten times worse (and a hundred times worse in other countries). The critics could either drop dead or catch Covid; either way, FUCK YOU and you don’t know squat. Anyhoo, a weird call today- level 3.2 which allows for some businesses to open (like malls!) and others to remain closed like restaurants (boo!) and cinemas (double boo!).

So if you’re an anti-vaxxer, you can go out on Wednesday and catch yourself some Covid- that will teach you.

I’ve done all my shopping and besides, the only times I go to a store is when I’m not sure of the fit or the fabric; I buy the majority of my clothes from the same labels so I know my fit 99% of the time. But yeah, going out there is like playing Covid roulette, and for what? For a pair of goddamned pants lol. Not worth it.

And speaking of shopping, here’s a list of stuff I’d like to by for myself if money is no object; after all dreaming is free…

Caviar Sturia - Vintage 50g

The Sturia Vintage caviar, symbolic caviar of Sturias know-how, allies subtlety and complexity of flavours persistent in mouth. It associates rounded firmness and an explosion in mouth of harmoniously fruity and iodized flavours. Simply serve on a spoon, the tin placed on a bed of ice $278

Rimowa Aluminium Cross-Body Bag

Made in Germany and crafted from ultra-resistant grooved aluminium, the RIMOWA Personal Aluminium Cross Body Bag in Silver features a unisex hard shell meant to house and transport your daily personal essentials.

Kenneth Cobonpue Boom Town Table lamp

Hundreds of tiny figurines come together to build this unique table lamp designed to highlight what we can achieve when we unite and work together. Salago fiber is applied by hand to add volume to a sculptural body of steel $2185

Saint Laurent Sac Du Jour

I WILL GET THIS BAG

New Apple

NZ$6,049

Zero electric motorcycle

Zero is adding more performance to the 2022 SR with increased battery capacity and more efficient architecture. The SR will get 14.4 kWh and 15.6 kWh battery options and a ZF 75-10 motor maying 74 horsepower and 122 lb-ft of torque, good for speeds of up to 104 MPH. Zero estimates 225 miles of range during city driving, and up to 113 miles at 70 MPH. Fully optioned with the Speed & Performance Boost and Power Tank, battery capacity hits 20.9 kWh for more two-wheeled adventure.